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Hey! Hey! You! You!

      Haru looked around puzzled.

I don't like your girlfriend!

      Suddenly, some girl with amber eyes sides jumped out at him and Katara.

No way! No way!
I think you need a new one

      “Um…” Haru looked at Katara nervously. “This is Azula, Katara. We, um, have class together.”
      Azula smirked, “Hiya.”

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend

      “Funny seeing you here Azula,” Haru looked at her, starting to turn pink.
      “Indeed, me and a couple friends decided to check this place out. We’re still new, so we haven’t figured out the great hang outs yet.” She ran her fingers lightly down his arm as she said this, smirking at Katara when she walked away.
Katara humphed, and crossed her arms. “I don’t like her Haru. What class do you have with her again?”
      “Most of them; so how about we get our balls and putters?” He gave her a dashing smile, and she immediately clung to his arm and followed. He could have sworn he heard Azula say something about balls, but when he looked for her as Katara took fifteen minutes choosing between a red or brown ball, he saw she was sitting on the other side of the room with two girls, one in all pink and the other looked bored with whatever the pink girl was saying.
      “You’re taken Haru, you’re taken.” Suddenly Katara was clinging to his arm and giggling too much. He kept repeating this as they headed out to the first hole.

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me

“I saw you look at me.”
Haru was startled from his ponderings of wondering how he got with Katara in the first place. He quickly regained his composure, and arching an eyebrow as he leaned on his putter he said, “So?”
She moved closer to him and before leaving to save the goth girl from the pink girl she whispered, “A man with a chain shouldn’t look at a free girl like that.”

No way! No way!
No it's not a secret

      “What was that about?”
      “Nothing just homework for science class.” He kissed on the cheek before pulling her off to the next course, trying to ignore the look on Azula’s face across the fake, funky smelling green pond.

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend

      “You know, you could at least until he breaks up with the girl for you.”
      Azula rolled her eyes, sinking her red ball and pushing a pink one far away. The girl in pink groaned. “Since when do you care about other girl’s feelings Mai?”
The dark girl shrugged, “I don’t, it’d be interesting to see how much more protective of him she’s going to get. It’s more entertaining than this,” she added as she hit her black ball into the hole.

You're so fine
I want you mine
You're so delicious
I think about ya all the time
You're so addictive
Don't you know what I could do to make you feel alright?
(alright alright alright alright)

      Azula brushed shoulders in the game room with Haru. “Oh, sorry cutie.” She grabbed his milkshake, drinking some.
      “Azula!” He took it back from her, frowning. “You know I’m taken.”
      She trailed her finger across his shoulder as she walked away. “You know I’m better, remember?”
      Haru blushed as he realized that the “accident” in PE hadn’t been an accident.

Don't pretend I think you know I'm damn precious
Hell yeah
I'm the mother fucking princess
I can tell you like me too and you know I'm right
(I'm right I'm right I'm right)

      “Look pretty pretty princess…”
      “Damn straight.” Azula blasted the alien ship out of the air in the game she at.
      Mai rolled her eyes, as Ty Lee decided to put her two cents in. “You know he’s taken Azula, you should see the girl’s aura when you’re around him. She’s gonna come after you soon.”
       “What’s she gonna do, throw water on me?”
      A few minutes later, Katara accidently tripped over a cord on the floor, she recovered her balance, but not before she spilled her bright red drink on Azula.
      “Oh, sorry Azula! I must have tripped over a cord.”
      Azula returned the fake smiled, assuring her it was okay. As her back disappeared behind a around a corner, Azula scowled. “Oh it’s on peasant girl.”

She's like so whatever
You could do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that's what everyone's talking about!

      “You know you could just leave her.”
      Haru sighed, hitting his brown ball into the plastic cup in the ground. “No I can’t, she needs a ride home.”
“So? She can get a taxi, you know no one likes her.” She burst out laughing as Katara tripped over a step up to the next hole. “And she’s such a clutz. I wouldn’t be surprised if it carried on throw everything in her life…Bye Haru.”
Haru went to go pick up his girlfriend from the steps where she had yet to move from after falling.

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one

“So how long have you been with her?”
“Where do you come from woman?! You just appear out of thin air!”
Azula smirked, looking down at Haru from the bridge to get over the moat to get to the castle to save the princess from her evil father who kept her locked in a dungeon. “I have my methods. Answer my question.”
“And what if I didn’t,” he asked standing beneath her and leaning on his putter. “What if I wouldn’t tell you how long we’ve been going out?
She leaned down over the railing, leaving a few inches from him (the moat wasn’t actually there anymore, holes 6 and 9 had replaced it and it had been pretty puny to begin with). “Oh you know me, I have my methods.” She suddenly kissed him on the lips and stood straight again, smiling. “And I don’t know what she’s good at to be with you for a year, but it’s obviously something.”
“I really need to find out her sources….”

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend

      “I’m sure I’m better at whatever keeps you tied to her.”
      She was gone before he could reply with something, even something unwitty such as the stammer he was going to vocalize.

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
No it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend

      Azula ran through, stole the pocky and ran back, kissing Haru on the cheek. Katara was fuming.

I can see the way, I see the way you look at me
And even when you look away I know you think of me

“Trust me, I look way better in a bathing suit than you’re thinking.”

I know you talk about me all the time again and again
(and again and again and again)
So come over here, tell me what I want to hear

      “He ran past her, but not without saying, “Who said it had that much fabric?”

Better yet make your girlfriend disappear
I don't want to hear you say her name ever again
(And again and again and again!)

      “So what happened to the girl?”
      “Oh, I made Katara disappear,” replied Haru smiling. “It’s this mad skill I have, getting rid of girls.”
      “Don’t say her name again.”
      “What name princess?” She raised an approving eyebrow as he walked away.

She's like so whatever
You could do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that's what everyone's talking about!

      “Dude, she’s wearing a sweater set. And you’re still with her?”
      “Look Aang, just because you have a rebel girlfriend who’d never seen without a chain. And besides you just don’t want her with someone cause she’s practically your mom.” After a few seconds what he said sank into him. “Ewwwww…..”

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend

      “Haru, you don’t even like her.”
      “Jet…..”
      “Hey just, pointing it out. I mean if I had the chance to pick between Azula and Katara it’ really not that hard.”
      “That’s because you still haven’t gotten over your two week romance.”

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
No it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend

      “Haru, you’ve both been conviently showing up at the same putt-putt place for the past month and a half. She’s kissed you three times on ‘accident’ in gym class and like ten times ON PURPOSE here! Just ask her out already!”
      Haru sighed. “Yeah, I suppose your right…Wait, aren’t you her brother? Isn’t your name like Zuzu or something?”
      “IT’S ZUKO!”

In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger
Cause I can, cause I can do it better
There's no other
So when's it gonna sink in

      Azula stood in the bathroom putting on lipstick.
      “Honestly, is it really nescesary to make it so that you have to put on more make-up every five minutes Azula?”
      “Yeah, I mean can’t you just ask him out or something?”
      Azula rolled her eyes. “You know I never ask a guy out.”

She's so stupid
What the hell were you thinking?

In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger
Cause I can, cause I can do it better

      “I can’t believe you had your friends lock us in a closet.” Haru tried to get more comfortable against the shelf.
       “I actually didn’t plan this one.”
       Haru started laughing and advanced on her. “So you’re saying that you planned everything? And here I thought your brother was the desperate one.”

There's no other
So when's it gonna sink in
She's so stupid
What the hell were you thinking?

      “So what happened to you being totally in charge of your love life Azula?”
      “I AM IN CHARGE!!”
      Mai smirked, having gotten the best of Azula. “Someone’s getting desperate….” She said in a singsong voice, before quickly darting away.

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend

      “What the hell is it with you and closets?”
      “They’re dark and private. Anyway…”
      After a few seconds, the girls outside decided to just leave their guard duties seeing as Zuko had just run off cackling about hot break up smut.

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
No it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend
No Way No Way....
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Author's Comments

Ahem...yeah...crack anyone?

Yes, I seriously support this totally cracktastic pairing. No, I was not high when I wrote this, just very, very, very, very hyper.


I don't own Avatar: The Last Airbender, I just borrow the characters when I'm high. They belong to Mike, Brian, and that company.

I also don't own "Girlfriend", that's Avril Lavigne's.

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i liked it made me laugh made me smile good job

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